Jurassic Park drinking game:
Take a drink every time there is an inaccuracy
Can we get a liver transplant, stat?
this but unironically
Try doing this, but with Terra Nova.
I’d die. THANKS TO…
They weren’t Carnotaurus. They were “Carnos”. Just like the (pro)compsognathus were “Compys” in The Lost World. Except I like The Lost World. .___. (except for the stupid gymnastics part, fuck that shit)
Oh, yes, yes, how could I forget their little nicknames! The gymnastics part was hilarious and so out-of-place. Even with JP’s issues, it’s still at least good (making up for said issues) where Terra Nova’s just plain… bad. The dinosaurs are rolling in their 65+ million year graves!
I watched it for the dinosaurs. Instead, I got teen drama.
Can’t get anymore accurate than that!
I’m going to make a Terra Nova one now, okay you guys?